What is your job?
Anonymous

a wendys grunt


just put like 20 bandaids on my hips/hand and its gonna make me feel better. dont know how yet but i hope it at least makes the itching stop


my ears just started ringing really loud and i feel things crawling on me man what the fuck


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SCULLY IS SO SHORT IM GONNA FREAK OUT


grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

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(Source: foxsmulder)


theres been a misunderstanding on the names in my sidebar!!! i probably didnt articulate it well in my faq, but only Strangers need to call me that!! if we talk on skype or text or just generally consider ourselves friends, u dont have to call me those nicknames. u can if u want, but u dont need to. i just dont like strangers getting too„ personal„, i guess. whatever im sorry im a confusing little bastard


Are you a Cis ?


dannyqhantom:

big alien gorilla wolf mother fuckers


bb on the last post you taged it txf instead of txt pls
Anonymous

txf as in “the x-files”


mulder: (is in the pool with his hands cupped around something) scully look i found an alien
scully: bullshit let me see (leans in real close)
mulder: (squirts her in the face with pool water) hows that for proof you harpy

i have 5 spider bites on 1 hand why dont i have superpowers yet


spoopycreppydove:

Steal Her Look: Dee Reynolds

Ostrich: $10,000


scully: aliens arent real
mulder: SHUT UP THEYLL HEAR YOU
mulder: (covers scully's mouth with his hand) SHES JUST KIDDING GUYS